@Stryfe74: Forgetting what you went into the kitchen to get is one thing but, it's darn scary when you can't remember why you went into the bathroom!
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@SteveSuckington: "How about if I put a balloon over it? Would you touch it then?" -guy who invented condoms
@jaxxygrant: Had a bad mixup at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card.
@tkhan74: I've been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don't know how to tell her I forgot her name.