@funnybeachgirl: "Forgive me father, for I have pinned."
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@preawsaurus: it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you.
@CYComedy: Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night.
@Where__wolf: "Dad Is that a killer whale?" "No son thats an orca" "Oh. Well what's a killer whale?" "U see that whale that's covered n tats & smokin weed
@EvilPandaX: Things not too say before a 3some: Of Course we're going to wait for your friend, she's the hot one.