@LoveNLunchmeat: Forgiveness is for people who don't know about arson.
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@Carbosly: If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'm becoming a zombie. Walking around doing nothing & eating non-stop seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.
@gruffybeard: Her: I need a living will. Me: *wiping blood off knife* I've got a dead Steve. Close enough?
@IamEveryDayPpl: If you get lost on Columbus Day you're allowed to just choose and occupy a new home, regardless of its current occupants. The more you know