@Smug_Lemur: Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles.
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@haolegurl808: One thing you can count on: For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
@ArfMeasures: ME: I'm gonna punch my boss right on the nose PRIEST: you can't tell me about sins in advance
@jonnysun: did u kno that when a plane lands the first person to stand up gets to drive the plane for the next trip