@theshamingofjay: Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it's like I walked for no reason.
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@vineyille: Day 20. Still lost at sea. Crew thinks I know how to plot a course with a protractor. I just like making it walk on the map. Pointy Leg Man.
@wolfpupy: none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box
@TrueQuixote: I'm not a cyber-bully but I did change my WiFi network name to "I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE GOOGLING STEVE". Sleep well neighbor. Sleep well.
@josh___grant: Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?