@theshamingofjay: Forgot my Fitbit because it was charging and now it's like I walked for no reason.
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@sickipediabot: Breaking News ..... international womans day postsponed until tomorrow , as they haven't got anything to wear
@SondraDeeMe: 3 years ago I trained 6 days a week & ran a 5K. Now I run my mouth 6 days a week telling the pizza delivery guy how I ran a 5K 3 years ago.