@Phook75: Forgot to buy a gift for a friends Wedding. Luckily someone died at an intersection nearby so I scored a cool wooden cross and a teddy bear
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@AK_Holica: Does anyone else's belt turn into a Rubik's cube when they have to piss like a racehorse?
@doktorj: "I don't think being an only child affected me at all." I say, as I straighten my tiara, whilst eating the last cookie.
@YUCKYBOT: I wouldn't want lesbian parents. Not because I'm homophobic. I just don't want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
@Reverend_Scott: Batman: Use this spotlight to call me. Robin: What if it's daytime? Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*