@MandiAtRandom: Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress.
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@SoNotThePoint_: I'd never go on a dating website. I believe in meeting guys the old fashioned way, hitchhiking.
@BisHilarious: One time I stayed in a relationship three months longer than I should've because the person had a flattering mirror in their apartment
@OrangeFact: [Date] ME: I hope you like your wine dry HER: But of cour- umm that's just a glass of raisins ME: *mouth full of raisins* it's weally dwy