@MandiAtRandom: Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@bea_ker: [date slides her top down her shoulder to show me a scar] I got this surfing [I show her my grotesque balls] I was born like this I think
@CommonSavant: Mom: Why can't you be successful like your brother? Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes