@MandiAtRandom: Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress.
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@WilliamAder: Been in line for hours and I'm beginning to think this Radio Shack isn't going to open.
@MooseAllain: My friend's organising a football match and asked if I'd like to make up the numbers. I suggested squix hundring and nankety noof.
@AdamTheLobster: This may be racist but whenever I have a test in class I try to get a seat next to a dolphin because they are usually really smart.