@MandiAtRandom: Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress.
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@KenJennings: Thoughts and prayers to everyone in Hawaii who finally came clean w/ a spouse or partner thinking the missile was on its way.
@briangaar: I just want to be one of those dads who runs on the field & tackles an opposing 6 year old
@ZachWeiner: "How do you speak with an American accent?" "Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."