@TommyKarate: Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now I'm stuck in my restroom forever.
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@curlymalloy: I helped a little old lady at the market today.. She was too short to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf, so I stood on her shoulders!
@Spaced_Cowboy00: A nice looking girl waved at me earlier today but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.