@TommyKarate: Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now I'm stuck in my restroom forever.
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@1Happytwit: Shouting "Shotgun" will get you the front seat of a car or a heap of cash if you whisper it to a cashier.
@AaronEves: "Who am I talking to, Ouija Board™?" *S-A-T-A-N* "Satan, do any boys in my class like me?"
@muffinlab: What behaviour immediately makes u suspicious of someone? 4 me it's when they extend their cape w/an arm, then obscure the lower face w/it.