@Smiilze: Forgot to turn on the oven. Food's been in there for 45mins. I know, cause I set the timer.
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@vrunt: please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*
@man_in_radiator: My neighbor upstairs bought a new treadmill and I accidentally just shot five holes in my ceiling.
@heatherlou_: Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub.
@Rachelnoise: If by ticklish, you mean I'll turn into a rabid chihuahua on bath salts if you come near my underarm, then yes I'm a little ticklish.