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@BeardSpice: Fortune Cookie:

YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU'RE READING MY JOURNAL

Fortune Cookie:

YOU JUST BROKE MY HOUSE IN HALF AND NOW YOU’RE READING MY JOURNAL

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