@TEXASVETERAN: Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out.
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@randomlawless: I am NOT just 'a piece of meat' you know. I'm a ribeye steak... a bit fatty, but still quite tasty. Ok, I lied. I'm pork butt.
@moose_chocolate: I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating the entire box of donuts.
@serialmatrix: If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?