@TEXASVETERAN: Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out.
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@Cpin42: When I was 8, my best friend & I had a big fight. The next week his family moved away. Dave, if you're reading this, I still hate your guts.
@Jake_Vig: Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say "I'm not actually a Nazi"
@LionJenkins: I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros.