@bad_as_you_want: Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course
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@SteveSuckington: *bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* "Wait, if you're here then that means" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*
@TheMichaelRock: After shaking someone's hand, I like to maintain eye contact while applying hand sanitizer.
@EdgarAllanLo: I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks.
@Lisabug74: I fed my dogs spaghetti so they could kiss, but instead they’re growling over a cold meatball and not sitting still for my painting.