@TrickleVaryTea: Found my bra in the garden. Wish it was from wild sex but I think my cat dragged it out the cat flap.
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@KissabiX: Robin: I refuse to be your side chick Batman: ...sidekick R: *hiding overnight bag* oh, I'll just go and get the bat-mobile ready then
@MollySneed: Never tell someone that it would work out if "only they lived closer". Crazy can change zip codes faster than you can change your identity.