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@ReneeHooray: Found out a guy I dated was in jail for attempted murder.

He never even tried to take me camping,
I'm not even good enough to kill.

Found out a guy I dated was in jail for attempted murder.

He never even tried to take me camping,
I’m not even good enough to kill.

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