@justabloodygame: "Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!" The parole board chants, as I enter my hearing. This was not a good sign.
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@PaulyPeligroso: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hide all that weed because police lights are too.
@SirEviscerate: People are like snowflakes. Individually small and ineffective, but if we work together we can make my step dad crash his car into a tree.
@murrman5: *doctor administers experimental anti bad joke serum* how do you feel? "with my hands" let's give it a minute
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Is it "butt" naked or "buck" naked? Either way, this dentist appointment is making me very uncomfortable.