@justabloodygame: "Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!" The parole board chants, as I enter my hearing. This was not a good sign.
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@Eden_Eats: Poor Luigi when his parents were all, "This is Mario, we also call him 'Super Mario'. And this Luigi, we also call him 'Player 2'.
@Douchekevin: Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go.
@markhoppus: I need a keyboard shortcut for "sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."