@Lola_Areola: Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless.
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@Breadery: I want my hearse to have 'JUST DIED' written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper.
@danozzi: When brands use cool words like "bae" on social media, I drive straight to their nearest location with all my money, ready to buy products.
@andreeahluscu: Funny how shampoo bottles weigh like, 2 pounds in real life, but when dropped in the shower they turn into a meteor.