@tweetcomedian: Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?
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@DadUnderFire: I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach.
@Contwixt: Confidence is important. Because wishy-washy just will not get you a prescription for the good drugs.
@Chloestylo: When someone sneezes, I whisper, "Goes in tight.." It's actually German for "Bless you", but it sounds so naughty.