@tweetcomedian: Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?
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@michaelianblack: Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels.
@StansaidAirport: I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in.
@KamaroPayne: My kids are gone for the WHOLE day. nnI miss them SO much, I can barely bring myself to pop this 3rd bottle of Champagne.
@abhorrent_wife: I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour.