@keyboredest: Frankly auto correct, I'm getting really tired of your shirt.
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@LeahsLounge: If you love something, set it free... Except if 'It' is a man. Because he'll get lost, and won't ask for directions.
@Parentpains: Sorry I can't attend your Facebook event, I'll be busy throwing myself off a cliff that day.
@Seamus_the_Bold: I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper.
@StatusInBeirut: If you think being a vegetarian will make you thin, I direct your attention to cows.