@keyboredest: Frankly auto correct, I'm getting really tired of your shirt.
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@flashember: Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face. Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him.
@rickolantern: *buys dog organic, free-range, non-nitrate chicken treats for $7.99, buys self Big Mac
@MensHumor: Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.