@newstart43: Frankly auto correct,I'm getting tired of your shirt.
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@HispanicIcon: I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them.
@ItsAndyRyan: "How would you describe the woman who attacked you?" *Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
@abbycohenwl: [god on LSD creating Donald Trump What if a car alarm that constantly goes off for no reason were a person?
@briangaar: At this point, I'm pretty sure the main reason Donald Trump ran for president was to get more Twitter followers