@ShoutingGoddess: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a DM.
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@badbanana: Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button.
@jonnysun: GOOD COP: tell us where ur boss is hiding and we'll let u go BIKE COP: [clenches fist] we woulda caught him if he hadnt climbed those stairs
@KyleMcDowell86: *hires sky writer* I K N O W Y O U A T E T H E L A S T F R U I T R O L L U P. I W A N T A D I V O R C E K A R E N.
@BlindChow: [drunk w/ 2 kittens at a bar] give me another "haven't u had enough?" i'll tell u when i've had enough! *bartender hands me another kitten*