@ShoutingGoddess: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a DM.
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@hazelmotes1: *Watches sad movie* Wife: I like happy endings. Me: me too, but you have to tip more. Wife:... Me: twitter would have liked it.
@AimeeHelene1: Instead of a jar to collect change for vacation, I'm going to start one for bail money, for when it flip out on stupid people in public.
@tommygunz07: Hugh Hefner lived so long that his first wife's name was Mildred and his last wife's name was Crystal.