@GianDoh: Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night.
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@CorkyKneivel: I can't get her off my mind, even the wind seems to whisper her name. Never fall in love with a girl named WHOOSHEE FFREWERRREFSHH.
@lemonmartinis: Whenever I select next-day delivery for an online purchase, I imagine someone, somewhere, yells CRAP really loud then people scurry like mad
@lisaxy424: Me: I'd kill for a body like that Them: well by monitoring your calorie intake and daily exercise you c- Me: yeah I'd rather kill
@vladchoc: And on the eighth day, God let the dogs out. And there was much confusion among the Baha Men.