@GianDoh: Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night.
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@byronblurb: Me: My head hasn't been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass.
@noogscorner: A young Lil' Wayne sits alone typing lyrics into Word 97 when a cartoon paperclip suddenly appears on-screen. [Did you mean "digger"?]