@JennyJohnsonHi5: Freak parents out on Facebook by posting, "Just read a health article about how a camera flash causes diabetes in kids under the age of 10."
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@HomeProbably: I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well. You're not meant to sit on them.
@urgeekisshowing: That awkward moment when someone asks if you've dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean.