@Breadery: Freaking out people walking round the cemetery dressed as a Ghostbuster.
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@JohnLyonTweets: Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked.
@BritishNicx: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches.
@bmarked21: Don't expect me to tweet between 8 & 9 pm because that's when I dress like Madonna for an hour and dance provocatively in front of my pets.