@Breadery: Freaking out people walking round the cemetery dressed as a Ghostbuster.
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@jaimekessel: Instead of a flower girl, I want a parmesan boy to sprinkle cheese down the aisle at my wedding
@notalogin: Guy: What do you do? Me: I tell jokes on Twitter G:No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself? Me: I tell myself that they're good jokes
@CIAGoFundMe: 2008: listen high school sucks for a lot of people but in a decade you'll be making good money, probably have a wife 2018: you're in an online feud with DaCumGuzzler69