@Breadery: Freaking out people walking round the cemetery dressed as a Ghostbuster.
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@Contwixt: No one claims to like clowns, and yet there are clowns. What an evolutionary adaptive species they must be, clowns.
@bourgeoisalien: My cat just wrote the Great American Novel. Let me read you a page, "Meow meow meow meow meow meow." Dunno, think it's a little pretentious.
@I_Mee_Myself_: My girlfriend just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren't drying I swear to god...