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@WildeThingy: Freddie Mercury: "Hey Brian, what rhymes with scaramouche?"
Brian May: um... Fandango?
Freddie: "Perfect!" *snorts another line of coke*

Freddie Mercury: “Hey Brian, what rhymes with scaramouche?” 
Brian May: um… Fandango? 
Freddie: “Perfect!” *snorts another line of coke*

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