@BigHeb7: Free advice: Saying "meaty shaft" in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane.
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@Dawn_M_: When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in.
@ohmygrapeness: Millennials urban dictionary everything... I come from a time when the thesaurus roamed the earth.
@jwoodham: Welcome to college! Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same.
@gerryhallcomedy: My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine.