@TheWadest: FREE IDEA: a tanning salon called "Turn Brown For What."
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@Underchilde: “I don’t mean to tell you how to do your job, but...” —People who are found buried in the woods
@GuyConfused: The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch.
@Malocallidus: I see dead people. Well actually they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes