@TheWadest: FREE IDEA: a tanning salon called "Turn Brown For What."
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@peachgrenade: My wife is not happy with some of the comments in the anonymous suggestion box I attached our bed.
@LittlestSlobo: The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you're fighting with your brother.
@INDlAN_: [2:30AM] *it’s quite late now. Let’s make a call* *Hey Boss, are you sleepin?* [Yes you nerd, why?] *cause I’m still doing your stupid work*