@GrapeSodaJamb: free space program idea: when you bring a spaceship back to earth land it on a huge seesaw and launch another ship off the other side
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@NYC_Blonde: I only sleep with my laptop so that if I ever get a boyfriend I'll be used to sharing the bed
@SufficientCharm: My boyfriend took me to dinner and insisted I order my food in a robot voice, so I took him to bed and insisted he make Chewbacca noises.
@Sassafrantz: Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.