@TheTweetOfGod: Free will is good, but free pizza is better.
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@causticbob: I was kicked out of a strip club last night for throwing twenty quid at one of the strippers. Ok, I admit it was in pound coins.
@redpawn3: I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?
@SardonicTart: How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start? According to my neighbor it's 458 times.