@Sassafrantz: Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
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@AmnesiaRose: My alarm is set to the sound of a heart monitor's flatline so I startle awake every morning and think, "whew. Close call."
@tararose711: My 3yo's bedtime stories include: "Three-Hour Run-On Sentence," followed by, "Ask For a Drink 500 Times," and finally, "You Skipped a Page."
@MaraWritesStuff: Adele is an amazing singer. The problem is, when one of her songs comes on, everyone else thinks they are, too
@ladybroseph: Beyonce is a great actress because there is no way she has the time or energy to have the kind of sex she sings about.