@Sassafrantz: Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
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@GrowlyGrego: YOU'VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME, CAROL. *grabs face* *whispers* You're goddamn right I have a few minutes to hear about your new pedometer.
@Glorificus917: When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.