@bridger_w: Friday night. Gonna put on my dancing shoes, throw on my coolest shirt, and aimlessly browse Netflix for an hour
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@LuvPug: It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option.
@longwall26: A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing.
@weinerdog4life: The cops say I have to stop trying to fist fight the guy who tries to feed my house letters everyday.