@KenJennings: Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?
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@blondediva11: My mom keeps telling me there are plenty of fish in the sea. She REALLY doesn't get me anymore. I. Don't. Want. A. Fish.
@galiamango: I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring.
@juliussharpe: At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt.
@TheTalkingPipe: This beautiful woman is winking at me right now. Now she's using the other eye. Oh never mind. She's falling asleep.