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@funnybeachgirl: Friday night plans

*break into plastic surgeon's office
*put goldfish in the silicone implants
*sneak away undetected
*giggle like a maniac

Friday night plans

*break into plastic surgeon’s office
*put goldfish in the silicone implants
*sneak away undetected
*giggle like a maniac

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