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@davedittell: *friend bites off beer bottle cap at party*
HONEY! HONEY!! NOW!! NOW!!!
*wife jumps out car with a hundred jars from the fridge*

*friend bites off beer bottle cap at party*
HONEY! HONEY!! NOW!! NOW!!!
*wife jumps out car with a hundred jars from the fridge*

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