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@Humor_Fetish: Friend: "Did you bring condoms?"

Me: "No need. If I'm drunk enough to talk to a girl, I'm way too drunk to get it up."

Friend: “Did you bring condoms?”

Me: “No need. If I’m drunk enough to talk to a girl, I’m way too drunk to get it up.”

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