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@panmidwest: FRIEND: hey while I'm on vacation can you come over and feed the cat?

ME:

FRIEND:

ME: to what?

FRIEND: hey while I’m on vacation can you come over and feed the cat?

ME: 

FRIEND:

ME: to what?

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