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@BrassBallsCJ: Friend: I'm just not sure if she's into me.

Me: Try faking your death. If she brings a date to your funeral, I'd say that's a hard no.

Friend: I’m just not sure if she’s into me. 

Me: Try faking your death. If she brings a date to your funeral, I’d say that’s a hard no.

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