@markleggett: Unemployment gives you time to follow your true passion: Worrying about money.
@pleatedjeans: Kids are so dumb u think Santa's elves made that PS4 yeah right like Sony would ever let that happen learn basic copyright law u lil shits
@the_hawlk: "i used to live in india, now I live in indiana"
"is there a difference?"
@mrsmith196645: When I win the lottery I'm getting a pool boy, maybe I'll even get a pool.
@FatherWithTwins: My sons consider "it's bedtime" my first offer in the negotiation process