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@Barknado69: Friend: just make small talk

*later, on date*

Me: so...grains of sand

Her: uh yea-

Me: dwarves

Her: are u okay-

Me: bottle caps

Friend: just make small talk

*later, on date*

Me: so…grains of sand

Her: uh yea-

Me: dwarves

Her: are u okay-

Me: bottle caps

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