@Shadez: Friend nagged me for TDKR OST. Renamed Backstreet Boys song and mailed them to him. Fun.
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@Home_Halfway: An octopus is very cool because if Snow White and the Seven Dwarves were drowning, it would have enough tentacles to save all of them.
@DaddyJew: Cop: you failed to obey the stop sign Me: I got lost in the music C: what song? M: I'd rather not say C: what song?!? M: I saw the sign
@GensPlace: She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her.
@RobertMorschel: I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."