@Shadez: Friend nagged me for TDKR OST. Renamed Backstreet Boys song and mailed them to him. Fun.
@bestvibess: Black Friday through the years:
2013: Thursday 8pm
2020: 4th of July
@Emonalisha: Don't be sad, laundry.
nobody's doing me either
@murrman5: [tv interview]
did you get upset?
"that *beep* lied to me, she can go *beep* herself"
don't do that. just curse and we will add the beeps
@Merman_Melville: At my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die