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@ruinedpicnic: [Friend opens Christmas present]
Me: It's a lie detector
Friend: Oh... I love it
Me: (whispering) we'll see

[Friend opens Christmas present]
Me: It’s a lie detector
Friend: Oh… I love it
Me: (whispering) we’ll see

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