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@mdob11: Friend: [showing baby photos]
Me: Ah yes, very baby
@HuffPostComedy: This lesbian couple nailed their pregnancy announcement
@wolfpupy: thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years
@illTortuga: Damn girl are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me.
@fsuflores: An ice bucket challenge ...
But for when teenagers don't want to get out of bed and get ready for school.