@FunnyTunes: Friend: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Me: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
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@i_love_fudge: Somewhere in a parallel universe, I hope there's a giant dog with a tiny woman in her purse.
@twayne1010: If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy.
@FrankCurtisB: I never tell people about how the pens on my desk double as excellent ball-scratchers BEFORE they put them in their mouths. That'd be silly.
@leechee420: Save some A's for the rest of the animal kingdom, aardvarks.
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