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@foodfacenow: Friend: Take my advice, girls love guys with pets
*later*
Me:*holding a snake to date's face* his name -stop screaming- his name is Carl.

Friend: Take my advice, girls love guys with pets
*later*
Me:*holding a snake to date’s face* his name -stop screaming- his name is Carl.

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