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@Rollinintheseat: Friend: "This is the year I'm going to marry my best friend."

Me: "This is the year I'm going to train my dog to come when I call him."

Friend: “This is the year I’m going to marry my best friend.”

Me: “This is the year I’m going to train my dog to come when I call him.”

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