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@MaraWritesStuff: FRIEND: What's your type?
ME: In guys or in blood?
@Ms_Moneypenny_: You are right, 27 is "just a number" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy.
PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind.
@NolaChef504: I could defuse a bomb if it sounded like an alarm clock and I was sleeping.
@matt___nelson: [start of interview]
Me: hi sir nice to meet you *i go to shake is hand but spill his coffee everywhere*
Interviewer: ...welcome to BP
@EndhooS: [On a date at a restaurant]
So this is nice huh?
"Yea,uh, who's that?"
*Dad is breathing on the window and writing 'VIRGIN' in the steam*
@thomas_violence: 'gamer' & 'foodie' are bullshit labels because they suggest you are something b/c you passively enjoy something everyone passively enjoys