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@dafloydsta: FRIEND: Women like an adventure
ME: Okay
[later on phone]
ME: Are you having fun?
DATE: *clearly upset* YOU LEFT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

FRIEND: Women like an adventure
ME: Okay
[later on phone]
ME: Are you having fun?
DATE: *clearly upset* YOU LEFT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

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