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@XplodingUnicorn: Friend: Would you ever get a tattoo?

Me: Never

Him: You're afraid to make a permanent mistake.

Me: *looks at my 4 kids* Way ahead of you.

Friend: Would you ever get a tattoo?

Me: Never

Him: You’re afraid to make a permanent mistake.

Me: *looks at my 4 kids* Way ahead of you.

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