@LionJenkins: Friendly advice: Don't compare your girlfriend to an avocado. Even if she IS the good kind of fat.
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@girlontapas: People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints..
@onion_an: Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat
@living_marble: None for me. I'll eat when I'm dead "You don't understand how that saying works, do you?" I'll understand how the saying works when I'm dead
@mc_funbags: I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words.