@michaelianblack: Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever.
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@OctoberJones: In honour of Agatha Christie, turn off all the lights and kill one of your work colleagues.
@TwinSurvivalist: Home Alone is my favorite movie about the inevitable homicidal tendencies that come from prolonged neglect.
@tvandjam: Wow, you're a Sagittarius?? That must mean you're trusting, passionate and thick as pig shit to think I care about horoscopes
@uccjeb: Just killed a spider IN MY BED!! So if you need me, I'll be burning down my home and looking for a new place to live.