@novicefather: Friends don't let friends have friends. Be a friend, don't be a friend.
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@paralysing_word: If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
@oldmanweldon: I have this fun drinking game where you take a drink every time you'd like one because you're an adult and you can make decisions yourself.
@gorrdano: How bout I hold a toaster over you while you're in the tub, and you tweet something that doesn't make me drop it.